Well, I never said he was _good_ at the heroics, did I? ;-D

Yes, that's my plan involving this meme anyway, LOL!

Er, okay, if you want another prompt, how's abouts... Our protagonist wakes up in a swanky hotel room with no recollection of who s/he is or how s/he got there. Oh, and there's a dead body they don't recognise in the en suite bathroom as well...