Quite amusing, quite, quite! I'm especially fond of K-9's diagnosis of Four and Romana's USTs, and Four giving his lovely little meta-commentary: "why yes, it is a bit silly, but it sets out what it means to do"

Oh, and the bit about the band of kids -- was kid really in use in Europe at that time, or was that just brilliant hand-waving (in any case I'm impressed at your ability to rhyme pyramids)