It is really hard with the mouse... On Paint I used to draw a lot of spaceships and things, because you can do them with straight lines, circles etc not as much fiddly freehand...

I was reading something about Viking beserkers (it was research!) getting iron rings riveted around their necks and vowing not to remove them until they'd killed x number of enemies... Not that we want to go that far, actuallY...

Actually, all of this talk of slightly scary medievalism and you getting hit in the face with blame reminds me of a funny story (funny if you find medieval religion+ultraviolence funny) from the Crusades that I have GOT to steal for my story...