On the twelfth day of Christmas,
jjpor sent to me...

Twelve
laurab1s drumming

Eleven
silly_cleos piping

Ten
lizbees a-leaping

Nine
crytears dancing

Eight
franavus a-milking

Seven
greatbritons a-writing

Six oasis a-reading
Five be-e-e-eatles
Four x-files
Three dire straits
Two watching films
...and a football in an indie.
In 2009,
jjpor resolves to...

Spend less time on punk.
Stop writing with
hexiva.
Find a better non-fiction.
Learn to play the football.
Give up watching films.
Drink four glasses of television every day.
Stop writing with

Find a better non-fiction.
Learn to play the football.
Give up watching films.
Drink four glasses of television every day.
See, so all I have to do is learn to play the football, and my fortune will be made!