"No, Not the Mind Probe!!?!"

Or conceivably the Staypuft Marshmallow Man... O.o I'm glad you found it amusing, and yes, I can sort of see the look on the Brig's face as well. I honestly don't thing Delgado!Master would approve much of any of his latter-day incarnations, but Simm!Master might well annoy him the most - especially when he started dancing...