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Fic: Torchwood 1913: Jack be Nimble, Part 13

The next part, in which we meet the infamous Olyver Blaycke, in which he spouts various off-colour innuendos at our heroes (and heroine), and in which Jack and Gerald manage to good-cop, bad-cop him almost in spite of themselves. Some of the half-baked philosophy Blaycke spouts is my best effort at paraphrasing the teachings of his real-life alter ego Aleister Crowley, and Jack just had to go proving Godwin's Law at the end there, didn't he?

The link:

www.whofic.com/viewstory.php
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Fic: Torchwood 1913: Jack be Nimble, Part 12

So, Gerald Harriet and Jack begin to investigate that old black magic, not that there's any such thing as magic in the Whoniverse, as I try to explain with a bit of meaningless technobabble. :D Gerald worries about Harriet, but being Gerald his attempts to show concern tend to fail a bit and are generally as irresponsible as you might expect.

The link:

www.whofic.com/viewstory.php

(As ever, please allow the Teaspoon mods a chance to validate!)
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Fic: Torchwood 1913: Jack be Nimble, Part 12

So, Gerald Harriet and Jack begin to investigate that old black magic, not that there's any such thing as magic in the Whoniverse, as I try to explain with a bit of meaningless technobabble. :D Gerald worries about Harriet, but being Gerald his attempts to show concern tend to fail a bit and are generally as irresponsible as you might expect.

The link:

www.whofic.com/viewstory.php

(As ever, please allow the Teaspoon mods a chance to validate!)
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Fic: Torchwood 1913: Jack be Nimble, Part 11

The next thrilling instalment! Gerald, Harriet and Jack spring into action, so you know what to expect; gunplay, stiff upper lips, wisecracking banter and rampant UST! Well, gunplay and stiff upper lips at any rate... Of course, magic doesn't really exist in the Whoniverse - it's sufficiently advanced technology, and I leave it up to the reader to decide what relationship, if any, exists between the pre-WW1 Inspector Davidson and the modern-day PC Andy.

The link:

www.whofic.com/viewstory.php

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Fic: Torchwood 1913: Jack be Nimble, Part 11

The next thrilling instalment! Gerald, Harriet and Jack spring into action, so you know what to expect; gunplay, stiff upper lips, wisecracking banter and rampant UST! Well, gunplay and stiff upper lips at any rate... Of course, magic doesn't really exist in the Whoniverse - it's sufficiently advanced technology, and I leave it up to the reader to decide what relationship, if any, exists between the pre-WW1 Inspector Davidson and the modern-day PC Andy.

The link:

www.whofic.com/viewstory.php

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Fic: Torchwood 1913: Jack be Nimble, Chapter 10

The ripping yarn continues! Talking again, but just to set the scene - there will be action shortly. All of the Spring Heeled Jack sightings mentioned here are (allegedly!) genuine, by the way; I go past William Henry Street in Liverpool, site of the alleged last ever sighting of Jack (to date!) in 1904 every day on my way to and from work; my minor claim to fame. Haven't seen him yet. :)

The link:

www.whofic.com/viewstory.php
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Fic: Torchwood 1913: Jack be Nimble, Chapter 10

The ripping yarn continues! Talking again, but just to set the scene - there will be action shortly. All of the Spring Heeled Jack sightings mentioned here are (allegedly!) genuine, by the way; I go past William Henry Street in Liverpool, site of the alleged last ever sighting of Jack (to date!) in 1904 every day on my way to and from work; my minor claim to fame. Haven't seen him yet. :)

The link:

www.whofic.com/viewstory.php
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Fic: The Volteze Falcon, Part Six: Kobayashi Unimportant

The jaw-dropping conclusion! The heist of the aeon ends as all great heists do, with double-crossing, backstabbing and generally unethical behaviour. The agenda of the mysterious Kobayashi Unimportant is finally revealed - please try not to laugh too hard at the big twist - this started out as an attempt at crazy crack after all, even if it did kind of...grow... Oh, and I hope Harry's old man's attitude to certain things doesn't offend too much. So, Mexican standoffs! Twist and counter-twist! Daring escapes! Stunning betrayals! All this and naked bottoms too - because I'm out of control, people!

The link:

www.whofic.com/viewstory.php

Possible SPOILERS for Torchwood: Children of Earth!

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Fic: The Volteze Falcon, Part Six: Kobayashi Unimportant

The jaw-dropping conclusion! The heist of the aeon ends as all great heists do, with double-crossing, backstabbing and generally unethical behaviour. The agenda of the mysterious Kobayashi Unimportant is finally revealed - please try not to laugh too hard at the big twist - this started out as an attempt at crazy crack after all, even if it did kind of...grow... Oh, and I hope Harry's old man's attitude to certain things doesn't offend too much. So, Mexican standoffs! Twist and counter-twist! Daring escapes! Stunning betrayals! All this and naked bottoms too - because I'm out of control, people!

The link:

www.whofic.com/viewstory.php

Possible SPOILERS for Torchwood: Children of Earth!

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Fic: The Volteze Falcon, Part Five: Captain John Hart

The next instalment, and hopefully some explanation as to just what the heck John Hart, of all people, is doing on the bus with the rest of the gang. Also a few more hints at just what is going on here, hopefully not giving the game away too obviously (but I worry I kind of am); although it's not as if the big "twist" makes much sense anyway even when it does get revealed in the next part. This was supposed to be the last part, but ended up not being, mainly because I spent so much wordage describing Jack and John's big stupid slapstick swordfight. Because I am a child! And more shippy, slashy unnecessariness for thems as likes that kind of thing...

The link:

www.whofic.com/viewstory.php
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Fic: The Volteze Falcon, Part Five: Captain John Hart

The next instalment, and hopefully some explanation as to just what the heck John Hart, of all people, is doing on the bus with the rest of the gang. Also a few more hints at just what is going on here, hopefully not giving the game away too obviously (but I worry I kind of am); although it's not as if the big "twist" makes much sense anyway even when it does get revealed in the next part. This was supposed to be the last part, but ended up not being, mainly because I spent so much wordage describing Jack and John's big stupid slapstick swordfight. Because I am a child! And more shippy, slashy unnecessariness for thems as likes that kind of thing...

The link:

www.whofic.com/viewstory.php
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Fic: The Volteze Falcon, Part Four: Captain Jack Harkness

So, on we go. Jack is the main character in this part, and I try to take into account all that he went through in Children of Earth, and how it might have affected his character. I understand that not everybody enjoyed that story and/or wants to consider it canon, but I did, for what it's worth, and I hope my referencing it here doesn't ruin this chapter for some people. So, be warned; possible CoE spoilers! Also, more about the mysterious Kobayashi Unimportant and who he might be and what his game is; I suspect I may give the game away totally in this part, but hopefully not. And some stuff that might not make a whole lot of sense if you haven't seen the recent SJA story "The Mad Woman in the Attic", but hopefully that won't spoil people's enjoyment.

The link:

www.whofic.com/viewstory.php

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Fic: The Volteze Falcon, Part Four: Captain Jack Harkness

So, on we go. Jack is the main character in this part, and I try to take into account all that he went through in Children of Earth, and how it might have affected his character. I understand that not everybody enjoyed that story and/or wants to consider it canon, but I did, for what it's worth, and I hope my referencing it here doesn't ruin this chapter for some people. So, be warned; possible CoE spoilers! Also, more about the mysterious Kobayashi Unimportant and who he might be and what his game is; I suspect I may give the game away totally in this part, but hopefully not. And some stuff that might not make a whole lot of sense if you haven't seen the recent SJA story "The Mad Woman in the Attic", but hopefully that won't spoil people's enjoyment.

The link:

www.whofic.com/viewstory.php

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Fic: The Volteze Falcon, Part Three: Lady Christina de Souza

The next thrilling instalment! And our featured character this time is the Lady Christina, who I'll admit I found hard to dislike in her TV outing, despite her obvious criminal tendencies. I seem to spend a lot of this part laying on the detail concerning the planet Hecate and its weird retro-Soviet regime, but all I can say is that amused me in some strange way. And a bit of completely random shippiness rears its head here, as truly random as anything generated by the Random Pairings Generator, but in this case the only thing I have to blame is my own puerile imagination...

The link:

www.whofic.com/viewstory.php
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Fic: The Volteze Falcon, Part Three: Lady Christina de Souza

The next thrilling instalment! And our featured character this time is the Lady Christina, who I'll admit I found hard to dislike in her TV outing, despite her obvious criminal tendencies. I seem to spend a lot of this part laying on the detail concerning the planet Hecate and its weird retro-Soviet regime, but all I can say is that amused me in some strange way. And a bit of completely random shippiness rears its head here, as truly random as anything generated by the Random Pairings Generator, but in this case the only thing I have to blame is my own puerile imagination...

The link:

www.whofic.com/viewstory.php
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Fic: Torchwood 1913: Jack be Nimble, Chapter 9

The next topping instalment! Mostly talking, this part, as Lydia reveals that the "devil" sighting may just be the tip of the iceberg. Spring Heeled Jack and the Devon "Devil's Footprints" are (allegedly) "genuine" Victorian-era unexplained mysteries. And Team Torchwood's male contingent act like idiots. More references to my other story "Scareship" at the start - I'll try to stop doing that...

The link:

www.whofic.com/viewstory.php

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Fic: Torchwood 1913: Jack be Nimble, Chapter 9

The next topping instalment! Mostly talking, this part, as Lydia reveals that the "devil" sighting may just be the tip of the iceberg. Spring Heeled Jack and the Devon "Devil's Footprints" are (allegedly) "genuine" Victorian-era unexplained mysteries. And Team Torchwood's male contingent act like idiots. More references to my other story "Scareship" at the start - I'll try to stop doing that...

The link:

www.whofic.com/viewstory.php

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Fic: Torchwood 1913: Jack be Nimble, Chapter 8

Retro-Torchwood is back! I hadn't really forgotten about this one, really... Introductions as Harriet meets the rest of Team Torchwood, and immediately sticks her foot in her mouth. I don't know whether Charles's resigned acceptance of 1910s-era racism is a good thing, exactly, but feels right for the era. And if you're wondering what the deuce Gerald is going on about at the end of this part, check out my earlier story "Torchwood 1908: Scareship". Now, how's that for shameless self-advertising? ;D

The link:

www.whofic.com/viewstory.php
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Fic: Torchwood 1913: Jack be Nimble, Chapter 8

Retro-Torchwood is back! I hadn't really forgotten about this one, really... Introductions as Harriet meets the rest of Team Torchwood, and immediately sticks her foot in her mouth. I don't know whether Charles's resigned acceptance of 1910s-era racism is a good thing, exactly, but feels right for the era. And if you're wondering what the deuce Gerald is going on about at the end of this part, check out my earlier story "Torchwood 1908: Scareship". Now, how's that for shameless self-advertising? ;D

The link:

www.whofic.com/viewstory.php
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Among my other many and varied interests, I am a sometime student of the weird and phantasmagorical. Which is to say, those Arthur C Clarke "world of the unexplained" type programmes and those Usborne books about monsters, UFO etc made a big impression on my primary-school-aged self back in the 80s. Unfortunately, in later life, I come to realise that it's all bunk, but entertaining bunk and that's the main thing.

Anyway, this tickled me greatly; it's a pretty extreme example of the kind of bonkers propaganda stories that came out of WW1; fodder for another retro-Torchwood story methinks, or maybe some truly deranged original fiction:

lippard.blogspot.com/2008/12/hound-of-mons.html

And your guess as to what "careful training in fiendishness" might consist of is as good as mine.

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